Today, after a long hiatus from blogdumb, I present to you two variations of the jet ninja. This specimen of ninja deadliness is particularly hard to find in it's natural habitat. Mostly because when you're trying to find it, it is stalking you for a swift and violent kill. Fortunately for you, I can sketch motion that cameras can't even catch: these two jet ninjas are but one example (are but two examples?).You can identify a jet ninja by the loud roar of the engine. Unfortunately, since they always travel faster than the speed of sound, the final identification will be up to your severed head. The only person that has ever faced a jet ninja and survived is, of course, Chuck Norris. But even he lost a piece of his beard.
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